October12014
vzxy:


Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

(via botanicangel)

8PM
darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard
I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

darkest-fallen-angel:

platypus-in-a-bottle:

kristoffbjorgman:

a sad and lonely Mike Wazowski for your dashboard

I wonder what happens when you drag him

love how this is gonna look on my blog

IF YOURE ON MOBILE CLICK IT!!!

(Source: kristoffbjorgman, via botanicangel)

1AM
spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

(Source: biencorrect, via wonderingaboutthefuture)

1AM
1AM

(Source: our-sizzlinglove, via poloist)

1AM
“I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.” (via hefuckin)

(Source: iamboundtowin, via botanicangel)

September302014
“it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.” (via gorillamunchies)

(Source: azul-estrellas, via princesssparklecunt)

11PM
askun:

no time for a swim today .  .  . much to do

askun:

no time for a swim today .  .  . much to do

(Source: ittybittykaceface)

11PM
11PM

disclover:

If someone wants to have an abortion it is their choice. 90% of us are having sex and it’s just unlucky for a young person to fall pregnant, so don’t be an arsehole and put someone down and make them feel horrible for ending a chance at life, it is their choice, not yours.

(via poisonbloodivy)

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